My neighbor is a really happy guy. Which is a good thing, since my former neighbor was an abusive, demented drunk.
Thing is, I don't think my new neighbor realizes I can hear everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) that goes on in his apartment. Right now, he's singing in the shower. I'm sitting downstairs, and I can hear him all the way down here. And it's bad, in a totally hysterical way. If he knew that I could hear him, he'd probably be totally embarrassed, and never entertain me again.
But I've sworn to myself, if he starts singing something I know, I'm heading to the bathroom and joining in!