PTA Butt Sex?

So, over at Jezebel, they have their usual "Crap [Something] From a Dude" and today it's an eBay listing. But in the comments, there are actually two discussions going on:

1. PTA bake sales
2. Surprise anal sex

It's just unbelievably awesome.

A good idea, in theory

Maybe not in practice.

In my opinion, a case of wine would be better, not some crappy Bud Light. Ah, well, it's still funny as hell.

Friday afternoon entertainment

My neighbor is a really happy guy. Which is a good thing, since my former neighbor was an abusive, demented drunk.

Thing is, I don't think my new neighbor realizes I can hear everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) that goes on in his apartment. Right now, he's singing in the shower. I'm sitting downstairs, and I can hear him all the way down here. And it's bad, in a totally hysterical way. If he knew that I could hear him, he'd probably be totally embarrassed, and never entertain me again.

But I've sworn to myself, if he starts singing something I know, I'm heading to the bathroom and joining in!